Life in the fast lane? this ain't it!!

Traveling by car is easy. Get up, get dressed, grab some coffee and a danish as you leave the motel. Stay ahead of the truckers, swing thru the drive-thru for lunch, travel until you see a vacancy sign. You might get in 5 or 6 hundred miles in 8 to 10 hours.

Travel in an RV and things are a little different. Get up, move the toaster so you can plug in the coffeepot, move the printer so you can make the toast. Get dressed after digging thru the closet to find the last clean sweatshirt (why is it always cold here?). Unplug from shore power, disconnect the hose--no, wait--I still need water to wash dishes. Reconnect the hose, take the dog for a walk. Wash dishes, disconnect, pull in the slides, hook up the tow vehicle, check the lights. Wow--we hit the road at 9:30 this morning!! Stop for fuel, ignore the icy stares of the truck drivers (not always friendly to RVers) and get in the 'I can only get my rig to 50 on this hill' lane. Stop at a rest area for lunch, take a nap, walk the dog, and get back on the road at 1:30. Drive until you wonder why you ever thought this was a good idea and begin looking for an RV park. Discover if you don't stop at this one you'll have to drive another 6 hours to the next one. Get the RV pulled in, hooked up and ready for the night. Check the weather--freezing temps mean you need to shut off the water. Walk the dog. Get the lawn chair out and have a cold one--it's 3 pm. Congratulations--you made all of 200 miles in 5 1/2 hours. Are we having fun yet?

Like I said, "This ain't the fast lane!"